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  • Sorry for who-posting in the year 2019 but the Doctor is actually so named because he wrote and successfully defended a dissertation at an accredited university whereas the Master completed a 2-year graduate program in his chosen field, which points to the existence of a third less-advanced and less-specialized counterpart, the Bachelor

  • The Bachelor is never seen in the show because he’s still living with his parents on Gallifrey, listlessly applying for jobs and stress-eating

  • I thought the bachelor was being fought over by 12 women in a big house

  • galaxy brain:  The Bachelor Tv show has featured the same man for every season but he regenerates like the doctor

  • obsessed with the idea that the bachelor is ritually killed at the end of every season

  • @cipher-fresh

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  • Fun fact! Water actually turns "blood red" when it is contaminated by sulfur creating sulfuric acid. And scientists have discovered that around the time of the plagues a volcano went off that disturbed Egypt's environment. So the plagues are scientifically proven. The other parts of the plagues are explained by the sulfuric acid river making the animals leave the river and escaping into the human population.

  • WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE PLAGUES WERE PROVEN

  • if anyone wants a full list heres how they happened:

    basically they all stem from a massive eruption of a volcano on the island of santorini off the coast of greece. the ash then floated over to egypt which kickstarted the plagues

    1) blood: the ash carried the mineral cinnabar, which has the capability of turning water red

    2) frogs: the ash also had many toxic and acidic substances so naturally, all the frogs are gonna flee the river

    3) lice: given what was going on insects would have burrowed into dead animals/peoples skin and laid eggs, which then hatched

    4) beasts: everything is getting poisoned from the ash and toxins, causing animals to freak the fuck out/die

    5) pestilence: toxins again

    6) boils: the ash would have caused storms that carried acid rain which when it fell, would irritate peoples skin causing boils

    7) hail: the storm again

    8) locusts: again with the insects and the amount of dead bodies and such which attract more insects. a lotta insects basically.

    9) darkness: the ash covered the sky, blocking out the sun

    10) slaying of the first born: given that children’s bodies were found in higher numbers than others, some archeologists think they may have been sacrificed to stop all the destruction, but they aren’t 100% sure about that. this is just me but I would say another possibility is that babies/kids are a lot more susceptible to toxins and shit, so while an adult may have been fine or gotten a bit sick, it might have been very dangerous/deadly for kids or babies

    the volcano would also attest for the parting of the sea weirdly enough. the red sea was in fact the ‘reed’ sea, and was very shallow, probably waist deep or so. given the amount of shit dumped into the ocean from the volcano, this wouldve caused a tsunami to head towards egypt. the water would get sucked out from the reed sea right before the tsunami hit, letting people pass it easily, then the actual tsunami would hit, fuckin up anyone who tried to follow.

    another theory is that the red water was caused by algae, which would cause the frogs and stuff to jump out as well. the algae also carried substances toxic to animals so if they ingested any they’d get sick and die, so more insects. in this theory there was a sand storm coincidentally that caused the rest

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  • The volcano wasn’t ON Santorini - it WAS Santorini, then called Thera. It completely blew away the Minoan settlements on the island and was one of the largest eruptions in human history

    • The tsunamis from the Theran eruption devastated Crete, weakening the then-powerful Minoan civilization, leaving them open to being invaded by the Mycenaeans.
    • The volcanic winter it created devastated crops in China leading to the fall of the Xia Dynasty. 
    • The abrupt and catastrophic loss of the people of Thera may have also inspired the myths about Atlantis.